Hey Nate. Dont be so Goddamn insensitive. I had a friend of my brothers uncle who killed himself by cuttin his own head off with the lid of a baked bean can.Now Im cryin and its brought back all the horrible memories.
I hope your happy.
edward gentry
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post your funniest Accidental Decapitation story
by Nathan Natas inlet's yuk it up!.
'tis the season to be jolly!.
hey, if you don't have one - make one up - no one will bethe wiser!.
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What made you a JW?
by radar inwhy did you become a dub?.
a hope for something better?.
an acceptance that your parents religion was the truth?.
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edward gentry
born and raised.
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Apologies All Around
by Satanus ini thought it was meaningful to observe the spontaneous apologies being given and accepted lately.
all this among christians and atheists.
i know there are some who are concerned about our image as xjw's.
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edward gentry
i just posted this because noone responded to your thread and i felt sorry for you.
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Is anyone near me?
by Sky ini was wondering if anyone on this forum is near cincinnati?.
thats where i be, and i be lonely!.
peace to all!.
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edward gentry
how disappointing.
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Is anyone near me?
by Sky ini was wondering if anyone on this forum is near cincinnati?.
thats where i be, and i be lonely!.
peace to all!.
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edward gentry
I am curious to know whether you really believe you are from Venus. Not such a silly question. I know 2 women in my city who think they are Venusians.
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1914 Generation
by sweetone2377 in[img] [/img].
i know this has been brought up numerous times, but just how many of the 1914 generation are actually still living?
shelly.
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I think theres a couple of withered old crones in Siberia.
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The WT fake chimp (for those who missed it)
by Mr Ben inafter a discussion in the live chatroom i realised some did not know of the watchtowers fake chimp.
i first saw it as a link on janhs old site, but i can no longer find the url for the original, which i believe was from the norwegian agnostic society, or something like that.
the next time a dub calls on you ask them why they are forced to believe that chimpanzees do not have canine teeth.
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edward gentry
ah. thanks mr ben.i follow now.jan uses to many big words that confound the illiterate.
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The WT fake chimp (for those who missed it)
by Mr Ben inafter a discussion in the live chatroom i realised some did not know of the watchtowers fake chimp.
i first saw it as a link on janhs old site, but i can no longer find the url for the original, which i believe was from the norwegian agnostic society, or something like that.
the next time a dub calls on you ask them why they are forced to believe that chimpanzees do not have canine teeth.
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edward gentry
looking at those pictures it seems illogical that the WT would fabricate a chimp picture with human like teeth. Theyd be better posting the real chimp. Its got nasty big teeth, further away from the resemblance to man.why would they do that?
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Are good people everywhere?
by beroea injw are convinced that good people are only inside jw no one else is good and facing salvation.
jesus said that the wheat and the non-wheat were growing together to the end!
are true good persons a special area of human being or just individuals showing inner qualities?
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edward gentry
Well I dont think theres any such thing as a good or bad person.
Everyone is partly good, partly bad. All good people have an evil side.
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The BESTEST present ever! (NOT)
by LDH inafter reading a few threads regarding the upcoming christmas season, i thought i'd post a funny story, and ask you to add to it.. if you've ever received a wacky present, or one you had to pretend that you liked, please post it.. about 5 years ago, when i first started celebrating christmas with hubby, i got a real shocker of a present.
a deep fryer.. now, hubby was *very* proud of himself.
you see, about three months prior to christmas we were going through costco (warehouse type store) when i noticed they had a nice little deep fryer.
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edward gentry
nice story.
But a question...
Why would anyone be grinning about eating shit??